nom-chompsky:

shana—e:

FIXED IT. How did I not think of this sooner? What am I doing here?


I fucking love you guys.

nom-chompsky:

shana—e:

FIXED IT. How did I not think of this sooner? What am I doing here?

I fucking love you guys.

(via hermione-ganja)

19 notes

#really though

#endless cackling

#so much win

NO

spockity:

I don’t want your number

NO.

I don’t want to give you mine

NO.

I don’t wanna meet you nowhere

NO.

I don’t want none of your time

I don’t want no scrubs

(via hermione-ganja)

24 notes

#you're welcome

caitz1129:

stfuconservatives:

How Hollywood could kill movie piracy (if they wanted to) - Imgur

Yup. This is why I can’t get behind the “We should only complain about privacy issues, not the end of free downloading” side of things, however well-meaning it is. It’s not about artistic integrity, it’s about corporate profit. Also, have all movies/TV episodes available in all countries when they’re released in one country and stop putting country blocks on streaming video.

caitz1129:

stfuconservatives:

How Hollywood could kill movie piracy (if they wanted to) - Imgur

Yup. This is why I can’t get behind the “We should only complain about privacy issues, not the end of free downloading” side of things, however well-meaning it is. It’s not about artistic integrity, it’s about corporate profit. Also, have all movies/TV episodes available in all countries when they’re released in one country and stop putting country blocks on streaming video.

(via viewparadise)

1,186 notes

#media

threadless:

“Impasse” by Verso is the chosen design from the Threadless Loves Your Favorite Tee design challenge. It’s one of the new tees this week! 

yes please.

threadless:

“Impasse” by Verso is the chosen design from the Threadless Loves Your Favorite Tee design challenge. It’s one of the new tees this week! 

yes please.

(via lord-kitschener)

106 notes

meowgician:

coketalk:

Senator Janet Howell, Baddass Bitch of the Day
To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound  before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax)  on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal  exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for  erectile dysfunction medication.
“We need some gender equity here,” she told HuffPost. “The Virginia  senate is about to pass a bill that will require a woman to have totally  unnecessary medical procedure at their cost and inconvenience. If we’re  going to do that to women, why not do that to men?”

AMAZING

bow to the queen of logic and badassery.

meowgician:

coketalk:

Senator Janet Howell, Baddass Bitch of the Day

To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for erectile dysfunction medication.

“We need some gender equity here,” she told HuffPost. “The Virginia senate is about to pass a bill that will require a woman to have totally unnecessary medical procedure at their cost and inconvenience. If we’re going to do that to women, why not do that to men?”

AMAZING

bow to the queen of logic and badassery.

(via glossylalia)

4,490 notes

#HBIC

#hell yeah

These (GOP) debates… they have jumped the shark. Because last night — I swear to God — the Republicans talked about three things: deporting Mexican grandmothers; building a colony on the Moon that could become the 51st state; and how Obama is out of touch.

BILL MAHER, Real Time (via inothernews)

702 notes

#republicans

#gop

#politics

#2012

maybelline:

Before there was “automatic” (i.e. tube) mascara, there was cake mascara. 

…I did not know this.
this explains a lot.

maybelline:

Before there was “automatic” (i.e. tube) mascara, there was cake mascara. 

…I did not know this.

this explains a lot.

(via alpha-lima-lima)

7,825 notes

#I always wondered

love-and-radiation:

obijohnkenobi:

paging me.

poehlerizer:

“I’m going to win an Oscar at 50 - definitely, and I’m going to die at 49 and a half to ensure I get that Oscar. I need to die as close to the Oscar ceremony as possible so I’m the last person in the montage of dead people they show every year. That’s the best spot, you know.

Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient.”

- Jason Sudeikis (‘Mr Porter’, January 24th, 2012)

Paging my bathing suit area.

why is his face so perfect.

(via enjoli)

1,689 notes

#I do not appreciate this

Screen Actors Guild Awards: Octavia Spencer Discusses Her Weight : People.com ›

glossylalia:

fridaphile:

“I am not healthy at this weight,” Spencer, 39, said backstage at the Screen Actors Guild Awards, where she won a best supporting actress trophy. “Any time you have too much around the middle, then there is a problem. [And] when you reach a certain weight, you are less valuable.”

This makes me so damn sad. 

If anyone has ever made Octavia Spencer feel badly about herself, I will personally send them a flaming sack of dog shit. 

You get healthy for you, lady. Haters can trip and fall down Lego Valley.

the best insults come from glossy.

16 notes

#octavia spencer

#stay classy gorgeous

#flawless

thedailywhat:

DIY Speakeasy of the Day: Inspired by the speakeasies of the 1920’s, Nick Dunlap’s “Prohibition Preparedness Kit” contains all the accessories necessary to evade the Volstead Act in style: Breath mints, disguising labels, and a corkscrew. “But more importantly, the kit comes with Hooch Estate Vineyard’s Merlot and Chardonnay.”
[lovelypackage.]

I would like to take this with me.

thedailywhat:

DIY Speakeasy of the Day: Inspired by the speakeasies of the 1920’s, Nick Dunlap’s “Prohibition Preparedness Kit” contains all the accessories necessary to evade the Volstead Act in style: Breath mints, disguising labels, and a corkscrew. “But more importantly, the kit comes with Hooch Estate Vineyard’s Merlot and Chardonnay.”

[lovelypackage.]

I would like to take this with me.

878 notes

#DIY Speakeasy

I want them together, not because I ship them particularly hard, but because the show is actually about Lemon, and she clearly belongs with Lavon.

(via rbilsons)

69 notes

#george x zoe

#ugh

#lemon of dixie

#this show KILLS ME with all of the feelings

I should wash my hair

thelefthandedwifegonerogue:

instead, it goes into a messy bun. because my ‘gives a fuck’ meter is in the negatives right now.

she said it so much better than I ever could.

9 notes

#basically this

#HAPPY MONDAY GUYS

#coworkers have learned not to talk to me for the first two hours today

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