FIXED IT. How did I not think of this sooner? What am I doing here?
I fucking love you guys.
(via hermione-ganja)
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#really though
#endless cackling
#so much win
today in Life Accomplishments:
I was able to pay rent without breaking the bank.
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#my life is perpetually at a zero balance
#and all I can do is be grateful that it's not negative
#hey 1%: FUCK. YOU.
NO
I don’t want your number
NO.
I don’t want to give you mine
NO.
I don’t wanna meet you nowhere
NO.
I don’t want none of your time
I don’t want no scrubs
(via hermione-ganja)
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#you're welcome
How Hollywood could kill movie piracy (if they wanted to) - Imgur
Yup. This is why I can’t get behind the “We should only complain about privacy issues, not the end of free downloading” side of things, however well-meaning it is. It’s not about artistic integrity, it’s about corporate profit. Also, have all movies/TV episodes available in all countries when they’re released in one country and stop putting country blocks on streaming video.
(via viewparadise)
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#media
“Impasse” by Verso is the chosen design from the Threadless Loves Your Favorite Tee design challenge. It’s one of the new tees this week!
yes please.
(via lord-kitschener)
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Senator Janet Howell, Baddass Bitch of the Day
To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for erectile dysfunction medication.
“We need some gender equity here,” she told HuffPost. “The Virginia senate is about to pass a bill that will require a woman to have totally unnecessary medical procedure at their cost and inconvenience. If we’re going to do that to women, why not do that to men?”
AMAZING
bow to the queen of logic and badassery.
(via glossylalia)
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#HBIC
#hell yeah
These (GOP) debates… they have jumped the shark. Because last night — I swear to God — the Republicans talked about three things: deporting Mexican grandmothers; building a colony on the Moon that could become the 51st state; and how Obama is out of touch.
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#republicans
#gop
#politics
#2012
Before there was “automatic” (i.e. tube) mascara, there was cake mascara.
…I did not know this.
this explains a lot.
(via alpha-lima-lima)
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#I always wondered
paging me.
“I’m going to win an Oscar at 50 - definitely, and I’m going to die at 49 and a half to ensure I get that Oscar. I need to die as close to the Oscar ceremony as possible so I’m the last person in the montage of dead people they show every year. That’s the best spot, you know.
Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient.”
- Jason Sudeikis (‘Mr Porter’, January 24th, 2012)
Paging my bathing suit area.
why is his face so perfect.
(via enjoli)
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#I do not appreciate this
Screen Actors Guild Awards: Octavia Spencer Discusses Her Weight : People.com ›
“I am not healthy at this weight,” Spencer, 39, said backstage at the Screen Actors Guild Awards, where she won a best supporting actress trophy. “Any time you have too much around the middle, then there is a problem. [And] when you reach a certain weight, you are less valuable.”
This makes me so damn sad.
If anyone has ever made Octavia Spencer feel badly about herself, I will personally send them a flaming sack of dog shit.
You get healthy for you, lady. Haters can trip and fall down Lego Valley.
the best insults come from glossy.
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#octavia spencer
#stay classy gorgeous
#flawless
DIY Speakeasy of the Day: Inspired by the speakeasies of the 1920’s, Nick Dunlap’s “Prohibition Preparedness Kit” contains all the accessories necessary to evade the Volstead Act in style: Breath mints, disguising labels, and a corkscrew. “But more importantly, the kit comes with Hooch Estate Vineyard’s Merlot and Chardonnay.”
I would like to take this with me.
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#DIY Speakeasy
I want them together, not because I ship them particularly hard, but because the show is actually about Lemon, and she clearly belongs with Lavon.
(via rbilsons)
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#george x zoe
#ugh
#lemon of dixie
#this show KILLS ME with all of the feelings
I should wash my hair
instead, it goes into a messy bun. because my ‘gives a fuck’ meter is in the negatives right now.
she said it so much better than I ever could.











